Overwhelmed, but ready to get started

So, I am finally here, ready to put into writing the things my amazing 6 year old has said through the years, entertaining friends and family, putting smiles on people's faces and brightening people's days.  Multiple people have encouraged me to write these "Greysonisms" down, and I regret not starting sooner - my personality is detail-oriented and thorough, and I have been scared to start this for fear of not remembering ALL of these gems.  So as I go along, and if you are inclined to follow, please remind me of something he's said to make you laugh along the way - I'm counting on my friends and family to help me out a bit here.  Now I must go overcome this paralysis and figure out the first story to share...